Dogs Rule; Cats Drool

“Here kitty, kitty,” I called, clicking my tongue against the roof of my mouth. I was squatting on the kitchen floor beckoning an orange cat with my finger. “Noah, come hear, Please, I promise I won’t hurt you.” My voice was set in the annoying tone you hear parents use as they rebuke their three year old child. But not even that could get a response out of the stump before me. The cat licked his paw ignoring my call like I didn’t even exist. That was it. Enough was enough. “Just come on you dumb cat! I know you can hear me!” I yelled, more then annoyed at the prideful animal. The cat jolted off in a hurry scared by my voice. I stood up and glared at the dinning room table, “I hate cats.”

Before I continue this post I must say that the opinions expressed here come from a fervent dog lover. I am sorry for the feline prejudice, but my experience with cats has completely tainted my view of them. So please don’t take anything personally. Thanks.

Why oh why did God create Cats? They look down on the human race, tear up the furniture, and disobey every command given to them. There independent and prideful nature leave people like me scratching my head and wondering why they exist. Was it God’s joke to humanity? He thought that He would make a small, cute creature with claws and a horribly assertive disposition. I personally don’t think it is funny. Consider how impractical cats are in general. What do they do for us: Nothing. In fact, we do every thing just to make the ungrateful animals comfortable. All we get in response is scratch marks all over the face.

On the other hand, dogs are wonderful creatures. Their practicality, obedience, and intelligence put them high up on my list of respect. Just the idea of having a large powerful beast between me and any intruder is reason enough to get a dog. On top of that, they are a wonderful friend to live around listening to their owner’s problems with a kind pant and waging tail, and obeying him with loyal obedience. What is not to like about a dog? They are practical and yet great fun.

We once had a dog named Ritz. Before dying, he was a loyal watch dog. His kindness towards family and yet fierce behavior towards strangers was a testimony to his character. He always showed a desire for companionship by nuzzling my hand. At some points he would even lay his head against my lap and fall asleep. Anytime someone drove past or came up to the door he would always bark as if to say, “If you’re going to hurt my family you have to come through me.” When it came to running around out side, Ritz was a playful animal and would never give up a good chance at stealing a stick from my hand. He was a true dog: smart, fun to be around, and protective.

So in conclusion to this short article, I hate cats and love dogs. Now, it is your turn to decide what you think. Would you rather be with the fierce, yet obedient canine, or stuck up, self righteous feline? I can’t wait to hear your thoughts.

As a side note: the above article applies to only certain types of dogs. Poodles are surly not one of them. Thanks for reading!